Shirts By Simon_

Better than a swift kick in the pants.

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Save The World

Drama Llama

Looking For Love

One Knight Stand

Equipped

Phat Beets

SxS Gothic

Poolhall Junkie

Evolution

Gallery

The Double Deuce

Eat You Alive

Transparrot

Poker Playing Dogs

Happy

Cold War

Bow Down

Tigga Please

Reincarnation

Custom Shirts

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Contact & Links

Howdy, shirt-friends,

Welcome to Shirts by Simon, a site dedicated - in whole - to the shirttastic designs of Zack Simon. Printed by a local screen printing company (Incite Screen Printing) on the ever-popular American Apparel line, these shirts offer a 100% guarantee that, while donned, you will remain youthful and radiant, gain the power to fly through outer space, and shoot flaming gerbils from your fingertips*.

The designs showcased here are not done in large batches. There will only ever be - at most - 50 of any image printed, so supplies are limited. Thus, you can look forward to having a truly unique and awesome shirting experience.

Come on in and take a gander.


*Shirts do not actually grant immortality, beauty, telepathy, or pyrogerbilocity. Some restrictions apply.
 - News Feed -
August 19
- For all you heart-throbs out there, "Looking For Love" just got easier.  Check it out.
August 1
- Pricing for all shirts reduced by 20% - That means $20 a shirt. I love you too.
July 16
- The design "SxS - Gothic" is printed and available for you to spend monies on. Check it out.
July 13
- Shirts By Simon 2.0 is now up and running. One whole, the site should be much more clear and easy to navigate.
- Price Change: A flat $5.00 handling fee will be applied to all online orders, regardless of how many shirts you wish to buy. This has replaced the $5.00 per shirt we were at before. Yay for not spending as much monies!
July 12
- Now you too can prove that "Evolution" is a sound theory. Buy! Buy! Buy!
- Major site overhaul underway, including new product page layouts. Check back soon.
May 6
- Kind of fell off the map there for a while, thanks to this art exibition I've got going.
   A couple of preview images, for your enjoyment.   Site to be updated very soon.

April 8
- The scientific study of "Evolution", is now available for viewing. Shirts to follow.

April 7
- A new design, "Looking For Love", has gone into production. Check it out.

April 2
- "Drama Llama" is now available for you to spend money on.
- The Gallery has been updated once again with three more designs.
March 31
- Two new designs go into production: SxS Gothic & Poolhall Junkie.
- The Gallery has been updated with three more designs.
- Shirts by Simon to be hosted at "The Intelligence Ball" on April 10th.
Drop a line to zack@shirtsbysimon.com